So, actually, this blog is not my inspiration, but a friend's. She sent me this email about a disclaimer she had to put on her page for her internet dating profile. It's sad but true - these were all inspired by real men that tried to communicate with her or even took her out on dates.
It just leaves me with one question - WHY? Seriously...no wonder we are still single at this age...
DISCLAIMER: Due to some recent (and not-so-recent) events, I am updating my profile to include the following disclaimer. If you can say yes to anything below, please do not message me; just move right along... and no, these are not a joke! I couldn't make this stuff up!
You are currently under house arrest and/or have anything electronic around your ankle; You are currently sleeping with your female roommate, but "it's only for her sake, she's lonely"; You are currently sleeping with your ex-wife; You still live with your ex-wife for "financial reasons"; You are helping your best friend cheat on his wife; You are currently married; You have been divorced more than three times; You have more than 4 children from more than 2 different women; You have been to prison; You currently have a warrant out for your arrest; You are currently (or were very recently) addicted to anything (including but not limited to alcohol and/or meth); You are looking for someone to fund your next business venture; You currently live with your parents; You have not had a job for more than a year; You run a Nigerian (or other) scam; You are in this country illegally; More than half of your teeth are not real; and... ready for this one... drum roll please... you are (or have ever been) any kind of male escort (including but not limited to gay) and/or have ever been in any kind of porn (including but not limited to gay).
Thank you for your understanding :)
You are currently under house arrest and/or have anything electronic around your ankle; You are currently sleeping with your female roommate, but "it's only for her sake, she's lonely"; You are currently sleeping with your ex-wife; You still live with your ex-wife for "financial reasons"; You are helping your best friend cheat on his wife; You are currently married; You have been divorced more than three times; You have more than 4 children from more than 2 different women; You have been to prison; You currently have a warrant out for your arrest; You are currently (or were very recently) addicted to anything (including but not limited to alcohol and/or meth); You are looking for someone to fund your next business venture; You currently live with your parents; You have not had a job for more than a year; You run a Nigerian (or other) scam; You are in this country illegally; More than half of your teeth are not real; and... ready for this one... drum roll please... you are (or have ever been) any kind of male escort (including but not limited to gay) and/or have ever been in any kind of porn (including but not limited to gay).
Thank you for your understanding :)
Really, is this what the singles world is coming to? I'd rather be single the rest of my life! I appreciate though that she still has hope - she didn't close her page, she is just being very clear about what is not okay. I am glad that there is still hope - every now and then a nice, godly man does come along - it's just too bad the single ones are few and far between!
